Five Things You Need to Know Today: Mom Comedy, Teen Job Fairs and Catered Dinners at Good-Life Gourmet

1. Do your jokes crack up the carpool line? Are your annual holiday newsletters the source of hilarity – or eye-rolling – for extended family members? Do your kids wince when you make puns in public? If this is the case, tonight’s “Mom’s Night Out Stand-Up Comedy Night” is for you! Emcee Shaun Eli, a regular contributor to the “Tonight Show’s” opening monologue, will be teaching moms how to spin everyday events into a comic creation… and revealing the secret behind delivering amusing anecdotes with an extra oomph. Tonight’s event will be held at the Bendheim Performing Arts Center at JCC Mid-Westchester on 999 Wilmot Road, and begins at 7 p.m. Call (914) 427-3303 or visit http://www.jccmw.org/bendheim/performingartscenter.htm#gigi to buy tickets. Pricing is $25 per attendee.

2. This Saturday's Job Fair at the Scarsdale Teen Center has been cancelled.  Contact the Teen Center for more information by calling (914) 722-8358 or by emailing admin@scarsdaleteencenter.com .

3. The Greenville Church Summer Camp is now enrolling 3 and 4-year-olds ! Find out how your toddler can escape the cooped-in cabin blues this summer by contacting the church at (914) 723-1266 or emailing greenvillecommunitychurch@gmail.com

4. It’s Thursday, meaning you might be burnt out and too tired to cook. Good-Life Gourmet has the answer for you in the form of its catered, eat-in dinners. From Wednesday to Friday evenings, guests can bring their own bottle of wine and sit in the back of the restaurant with a fresh out-of -the -oven main course and several succulent sides. This week, Good-Life Gourmet’s offerings include petite filet of beef with slow roasted tomatoes and roasted garlic broccoli rabe, duck leg confit with savory stewed apple and fresh thyme, golden beet salad and chocolate lava cake. Yum.

5. The Scarsdale Recreation Department is hosting another water park field trip on March 20! Kids who sign up will be bused to Sahara Sam’s Oasis Indoor Waterpark – the perfect preparation for a summer of poolside fun. Registration is requested by March 13. Visit Scarsdale RecOnline to sign up